Ken and Kaarna: JuhaSusanna

Ken notices that a big delivery truck has parked on their driveway and the driver is unloading a huge box.

- Kaarna!? Have you ordered furniture or something?

- I’ve ordered nothing!!!!

- They must have a wrong address then, I’ll go out and see…

The box really has Ken’s name printed on it. Kaarna says:

- What the heck is it? The box is big enough for a human to fit inside!

- It’s too heavy to carry inside. We must open it here, Ken says.

Ken opens one side of the mystery box and for their surprise JuhaSusanna ( Check Instagram: @juha.susanna ) crawls out! She gets up on her feet and says:

- Yes! A box big enough for a human, but not just any human! The one and only persforsmance artist, me! I’m alive and well! The Finnish Post is actually not as bad as they say! Could you help me with the luggage, please?

Ken is a bit confused, but says:

- Wow… Welcome to Melukylä! This is quite a surprise! You’ve chosen peculiar means of transportation!

First thing JuhaSusanna asks for is the toilet.

- My pee jar and my poop bucket need to be emptied. Luckily I didn’t have to spend any more nights in the box! I ran out of food this morning.

- Gross! Kaarna gags, but JuhaSusanna just laughs:

- Anything for a good persforsmance, don’t you think?

In the bathroom JuhaSusanna notices Kaarna’s artwork on the wall and thinks that together they will create some great stuff!

Kaarna is panicking.

- She came way too early! It’s still two weeks until Christmas. Is she going to bunk on our sofa all this time?! And I don’t even have Mari to escape to!!!

- I can entertain her, if you feel uncomfortable. I’ll take her sightseeing.

JuhaSusanna arrives from the bathroom:

- What’s going on here? She’s so artistic! This is a powerful performance art, let’s watch her interpretation!

- It’s just a regular autistic meltdown. Don't pay any attention to her. Oh you dear city girl… don’t you have woollen socks?! Kaarna will borrow you a pair.

Ken leads JuhaSusanna to the crafting room and says:

- This is our warmest room, but woollen socks are still needed. The floors in these old houses are always cold. You can decorate this room for Christmas if you like.

- Sweet! I’m so good at decorating, JuhaSusanna rejoices.

- I’ll make you a bed here on the sofa and clear out some space for your personal stuff.

Then Ken leaves her to unpack before dinner.

In the evening JuhaSusanna checks all the plushies in the cradle and chooses a sleeping buddie.

- What have you done to deserve those handcuffs? she asks from the ass, who can’t give her answers.

She crawls under the blankets and decides to wake up really early to turn this room into a Christmas wonderland.

When JuhaSusanna wakes up, she starts to go through the Christmas ornament boxes and Kaarna’s and Ken’s crafting materials.

- Heyyyy, these are the drawings from the art club of Ihmeellinen Pieni Maailma fair! My own drawing is here also!

- These should be on the wall!

She's proud to present her decoration project to Kaarna and Ken.

Ken doesn’t know if laughing at this disaster is allowed, so he tries to hide it in happiness:

- More is more definitely!

Kaarna has never been good at hiding any feelings, so she breaks into a laughter.

- Hidious! Look at your mannequin Ken! This is just hilarious! And all those Maris dressed as elves! I’m dying! Fucking awesome work, JussuSussu! So ugly that it’s good!